|"Hoooo do you do?"|
|"What do you call an owl with a sore throat?|
A bird that doesn't give a hoot!"
|Où l'enfer je suis ?|
|"I dare say good sir..."|
Alfred enjoys the newspaper and reads Pretentious Weekly, a gentleman's magazine about manner's, how to properly dress for any occasion, and tips on making tea. He can be a little stuck up at times, but we all have our flaws.
|"What does IDK mean? No one seems to know!"|
|"Glide like a hawk, peck like a chicken"|
|"Is that deep fried mouse I smell?"|
|"Hey girl, your so fly..."|
|"It's a good thing"|
|"Hello madame, how do you do?"|
|"If it isn't pink, then it isn't pretty"|